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COINBASE IS BUYING BITCOIN, JUST DON'T CALL IT A TREASURY STRATEGY

Coinbase has acquired $150 million in crypto assets, primarily Bitcoin, increasing its long-term investment portfolio to $1.3 billion – roughly 25% of its net cash position. CFO Alesia Haas emphasized that the move is not intended as a MicroStrategy-style treasury strategy focused on Bitcoin, but rather reflects Coinbase's position as an operating company investing alongside the broader crypto ecosystem. CEO Brian Armstrong framed the investment as a testament to the company's conviction in crypto's transformative potential within financial services.

THE 10 TYPES OF CRYPTO VCS YOU'LL MEET, A SATIRICAL SURVIVAL GUIDE

This satirical thread highlights the most recognizable (and exasperating) crypto VC archetypes, from ghosting “founder-friendly” firms to ex-TradFi operators trading on past credentials. It candidly critiques behaviors, such as demanding board seats while panic selling or introducing unqualified affiliates into deals. Beneath the parody lies a serious takeaway: exceptional investors are rare, and choosing poorly can jeopardize a project's success.

STRIPE, STABLECOINS, AND THE $100B RACE TO REBUNDLE FINANCE

Stripe's stablecoin pilot, enabled by its $1.1 billion Bridge acquisition, signals a broader shift in financial services. By unbundling traditional banking functions, such as value storage and transfers, and rebundling them around programmable, on-chain money, Stripe is reshaping infrastructure. Merchant acquirers can now offer global treasury solutions, real-time cross-border payments, and embedded yield. Consumer wallets are evolving into full-service digital banks with payroll, cards, and peer-to-peer capabilities. The next $100 billion financial leaders will be those who control distribution channels and integrate stablecoin rails.

THE CASE FOR ETH FLIPPING BTC

While Bitcoin established the store-of-value narrative, it primarily functions as an institutional asset with limited real-world utility. Ethereum, by contrast, powers a dynamic ecosystem of decentralized applications, spanning stablecoins, DeFi, NFTs, and identity protocols, that actively drive user adoption. As these applications grow and increasingly lock up ETH, its utility and distribution may position it to surpass Bitcoin in both use cases and overall value.

HAVE WE BEEN BUILDING BLOCKCHAINS WRONG?

Current blockchains require participants to download and validate every transaction and state update, forcing dependence on trusted servers or powerful hardware. By combining shared block propagation with succinct proofs, lightweight devices like phones can securely verify large blocks with minimal bandwidth. This approach decouples block size from verification costs, enabling larger blocks, increased decentralization, and optional privacy without compromising security.

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