THE 10 TYPES OF CRYPTO VCS YOU'LL MEET, A SATIRICAL SURVIVAL GUIDE

Summary from the TLDR Crypto newsletter

This satirical thread highlights the most recognizable (and exasperating) crypto VC archetypes, from ghosting “founder-friendly” firms to ex-TradFi operators trading on past credentials. It candidly critiques behaviors, such as demanding board seats while panic selling or introducing unqualified affiliates into deals. Beneath the parody lies a serious takeaway: exceptional investors are rare, and choosing poorly can jeopardize a project's success.