PE IS NO LONGER COMING TO THE RESCUE
$587B in tech M&A flowed in 2025 - the highest in a decade. However, strip out five megadeals and average deal sizes actually dropped 17%. The tech bond distressed ratio hit 9.5%, the highest since Q4 2023. If you're building a solid-but-not-spectacular SaaS company, the PE escape hatch is closed. You can't build to $20M ARR and assume someone will buy you anymore. Growth is currency again - and "efficient growth" no longer substitutes for actual growth.