TLDR Crypto

TLDR CRYPTO 2025-03-31

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01MARKETS & BUSINESS

TRUMP PARDONS BITMEX CO-FOUNDERS

President Donald Trump has reportedly pardoned BitMEX co-founders, Arthur Hayes, Benjamin Delo, and Samuel Reed. The pardon comes amid a broader conversation around crypto regulation and enforcement actions in the U.S.

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02INNOVATION & LAUNCHES

INTRODUCING DREAMNET, POWERED BY $DOOD

Doodle's DreamNet envisions a decentralized story universe that aims to counter the centralizing forces of AI-generated media with decentralized, tokenized storytelling that harnesses community-generated content through Universe Tokens, Idea Tokens, and Character Tokens. It uses a dynamic Vector Worldstate to create coherent, evolving narratives that fuel immersive, multi-platform experiences. The approach promises to shift creative control and value accrual from centralized entities to diverse communities, empowering small IPs to compete at scale.

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STARGATE LAUNCHES ON HYPERCORE/HYPERLIQUID

Stargate has officially launched on HyperCore, letting users move ETH from any Stargate-connected chain to HyperCore, where it's converted to tradable uETH on Hyperliquid. Note that transfers are currently one-way, with outbound support coming next week. A minimum transfer of 0.05 ETH applies.

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03GUIDES & TUTORIALS

STABLECOINS AND THE PARALLELS WITH MONEY MARKET FUNDS

The rise of stablecoins today closely mirrors the emergence of money market funds in the 1970s, which revolutionized cash management by offering a more efficient alternative to traditional banking. As US lawmakers debate stablecoin regulation, many of the concerns such as systemic risk, regulatory gaps, and monetary policy impact echo the criticisms faced by money market funds decades ago.

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WHY STABLECOINS WILL CHANGE THE WORLD

Stablecoins offer a reliable alternative to traditional banking and volatile cryptocurrencies, allowing for stable everyday transactions and wealth protection. They provide a crucial hedge for individuals facing unreliable banking infrastructure and unpredictable currencies, complementing Bitcoin's role as a store of value. Improvements like near-zero transaction fees and enhanced privacy promise to further streamline payments and expand global adoption, thereby reinforcing the global economic influence of the US dollar.

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04MISCELLANEOUS

POLYMARKET'S $7M “HOME ALONE ATTACK”

A $7m prediction market on Polymarket was manipulated in an attack during a UMA oracle dispute. Attackers exploited unmonitored periods and timed their moves with UMA's voting deadlines to falsely claim that a mineral deal between the US and Ukraine had been agreed upon since February. The tactic resulted in an unwarranted market resolution that netted around $200k for the conspirators and triggered cascading issues across related markets.

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GRASS MAKES MID 8 FIGURES

GRASS, a data-scraping protocol that stores over 1.6 petabytes of data daily for AI customers, is generating mid-eight-figure revenue. It isn't reliant on speculative crypto demand. The protocol's real-world product, which provides in-demand data, makes it an outlier unaffected by the broader crypto market downturn.

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